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Apricots-from-Nara I have made it my motto to use Reaper dialogue to repel unwanted pick up lines and advances.
Random dude: Nice ass.
Me: *in a deep raspy voice* Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Random dude: What?
Me: My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence.
Random dude: Bitch you crazy.
Me: Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over…
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vi0letdreamer :thumb772403:
Hashae You're not helping.
vi0letdreamer Neither is the leftover pizza, apparently.
Hashae silence. You will never speak of left over pizza.
vi0letdreamer
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rockettreverie WTF
Don't let her get a cat. What's she going to do, "The cat got outside and I couldn't get it to come back in, so I had to run it over with my car"?
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sinZeta Only one, and it ended because it was 1 date and I never called her. Just avoid someone if you want to break up, if it isn't your first imperative when you get out of bed in the morning to arrange seeing them it's not really worth extending the amount of time you waste until you tell them you're breaking up with them.
I know there's status to saying you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, but it's unfair if there's no spark there. I wasn't feeling any warmth, and if that's something that is gonna grow over time I'd rather it be with someone who is goofy about the stuff I'm into.
Plus, she was younger than me and overweight. I felt like I lost a lottery, and I'm no catch! Seriously, do people make no effort to reach each other, these days. If you're bottom of the barrel, you have to put out and give a bit of loving. So, meh that's why I'll remain single. Takes so long to work out a relationship it's finished.
JZLobo My goodness, the level of stupid in this post is just... mind-boggling. One date is not a relationship. A girl's weight is no condemnation against her personality, you shallow little shit. And no one is obligated to "put out." EVER.
I hope you DO remain single.
sinZeta Eat shit.
JZLobo Sorry, you already ate it all.
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GoGo-T-W Is sticking them in a fridge an option? Slow them down and dampen the sound.
Ebonsong Actually that would work as it wouldn't kill them. But if SadistSkunk opened her fridge & suddenly the guests heard crickets chirping I think the evening's visit would be ruined.
GoGo-T-W Maybe. Depends on the guests.
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SadistSkunk SHUT UP AND GO OUTSIDE! THE WEATHER IS LOVELY!
BS-ADOPTS ITS TOO DARK AND IM LAZY.
SadistSkunk SUCK IT UP AND GO JOGGING IN THE DARK! THAT ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE FIND CORPSES IN CRIME SHOWS! YOU WANT TO HELP THE COPS SOLVE CRIMES, DON'T YOU?!
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SkittleRocket My cat just got sick on my floor three times!
...I think she saw this thread.
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Primmly Yeah... Bears aren't even that hardcore. Reptile books are where it's at.
Geistjager Bears can be seriously hardcore. If you don't believe me, ask Timothy Treadwell....oh wait....
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Iriastar I am going to insert my ostentatious superiority through your rectal entrance.
Eraezr I'm afraid that your need to copulate via my posterior's plaza would resolute to your somataesthesis undergoing the sensation of being on a piranhas carte du jour and meal.
Iriastar Astonishing, your rectal entrance possesses dentures. That unusual feature of your organism must be quite a sight.
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SadistSkunk But it's cute. Why do you hate cute things?
CrimeRoyale I like LEGAL cute things!
SadistSkunk It's legal here.
CrimeRoyale The People's Republic of SadistSkunknia is not recognized by the committee.
SadistSkunk The Netherlands is though!
CrimeRoyale GUH
SadistSkunk Your American freedom is no match for our Dutch freedom!
CrimeRoyale You think you're better cuz you have principle!
SadistSkunk No, I think we're better because we have legal loli and shota.
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I switched the new format from being a group favorite to being a group collection, you can see it more easily now from the updates, and the backlog will keep up with time for a while now, since I’ve gone through alot more of the forums keeping up with things made right before i rejoined the site. This was a fault on my end as i was just getting used to this sites archaic format, so I didn’t realize i was able to submit the forum-it screenshots as official deviants of the group rather than being mere group favorites which wasn’t my original intention. If you want to contribute issues, either fresh ones, ones the group never
Make it retro
The last issue before the new mode was made on April 1st 2017, I’m just beginning to run out of issues, so if you can think of comments made after that date and before we resumed on August 2019, send the link over to me and I’ll include them in
We are back
Albeit continuing in a new form. About 10 screenshots will be included in a day, and it’ll be included as part of the group favorites- so add that part to your watch. It’s a new format that’s easier to make, but same quality of gold, and same amount of jokes per day (10)
#Forum-It: Issue 184
Title: #Forum-It: Issue 184
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KaneLivesInDeath (https://www.deviantart.com/kanelivesindeath): What is MMD anyway?
G0D0FSHAD0WS (https://www.deviantart.com/g0d0fshad0ws): Manly Manboobs Department - hopefully.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/2265298/4307438552
rockettreverie (https://www.deviantart.com/rockettreverie): You could look up stuff like "what to do when you know your father is cheating with girls online" or "how stage intervention with father". Or you could type word salad into the computer all day long or me
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