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Pakaku: "Normally I tell people to go play in traffic as an insult, but this fucking dog thinks it's a fucking game"

Is that dog's name Karma? Or, should I say, Carma?



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WaffleGolem: You are literally a pinecone.

Matriarchy-Rules: So I'm the strobilus of a conifer? Don't think so.

WaffleGolem: No, you are a big ass fucking prickly piece of tree dropping that hurts when stepped on and nobody can find any use for other than decoration. But sometimes it's all covered in tree sap and shit and it takes forever to wash off so you wonder why you even fucking bothered trying to touch the damn thing, the glitter never really sticks that well and it never looks as good as you see in the stores but you've convinced yourself that you could make your own wreath this year. It never stays together and the damn thing keeps falling apart so you end up tossing it out and buying the store wreath instead.



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Juliabohemian: Well we had this one drawer in the kitchen that someone had written the words FUCK YOU inside of, with a permanent marker. We called it the FUCK YOU drawer. And since the drawer was empty, we used it to throw our dice into. True story.




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61021376: I saw they got the atomic power, so I ran.




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Diacraft: Why is Saudi Arabia so ignorant?

Because they live under Iraq.




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Matriarchy-Rules: morbidman187, rockettreverie, JenFruzz, Rhapsodna is spamming my thread. Might I suggest a forum wide ban?

morbidman187: No.




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Diacraft: What do bowlers, Thanksgiving guests, and ISIS all have in common?

They all want turkey.

Saffireprowler: But if that happens, they'll surely want Hungary....

But how can they want Hungary if they already have Turkey, and want Greece at the same time? Kenya please Czech that one out for? If this keeps up, I might want that Canada Chile that my buddy Chad made the other night. Norway in hell am I gonna let this one slide by me.




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kitsumekat: You can't.

DefineDeviancyDown: there's no such thing as can't

kitsumekat: Removing carbon from the atmosphere is like trying to remove a building block from human beings.

DefineDeviancyDown: That's easy to do in Mine Craft or Lego's!

kitsumekat: Those are games and toys.

DefineDeviancyDown: Those are blocks!!!

kitsumekat: And we can't get rid of those!

DefineDeviancyDown: We just need to be rid of block heads!

kitsumekat: But you wouldn't exist!




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EbolaSparkleBear: This is the BEST  topic ever.:iconpedomurkplz:

SavageFrog: NO BEAR

EbolaSparkleBear: Too late, I've taken screen shots!

SavageFrog: LE GASP




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EbolaSparkleBear: Yes please! Someone draw that!:iconpedomurkplz:

MrCarnyfex: PedoBear pelvic thrust by rickyrico

EbolaSparkleBear: Oh I like that one:iconmonkeythumbplz:

MrCarnyfex:  You're welcome!

I only found this one because i did NOT specifically search for it!

EbolaSparkleBear: That's how it always works

MrCarnyfex: Most of the time, yes...



Many thanks to MasterPlanner, Agent-Sarah, evilwraith666 for contributing to this issue.

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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016
:clap:
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DefineDeviancyDown Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:nuu:
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:iconwafflegolem:
WaffleGolem Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016  Student Artist
OHHH YEAH!!!!
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oddballtentacle Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Honestly, yours was the only good one.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016
I can't believe someone braved politics to get that.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, there are some classic funny stuff on there if you take the risk and dig deep.
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016
I know but it's usually overshadowed.
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah.
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Somnusvorus Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2016  Professional General Artist
The pol ones were suggested by evilwraith666. :p
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:icondefinedeviancydown:
DefineDeviancyDown Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
He tried to compose one on his own and bombed big time! Some people got it, some people ain't got it!
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016
They're usually a resident there.
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Diacraft Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016
Actually carbon scrubbers are an easy technology to make, they're less than 10 years out. If the government would invest in those instead of higher taxes, global warming would already be over. But Obama cares about raising taxes on energy companies as high as possible more than he cares about climate change.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016
Carbon scrubbers only work if the company decides to use them. Even then, you can't get rid of the carbon in the air.
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:icondefinedeviancydown:
DefineDeviancyDown Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
there's no such thing as can't
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016
You try to get rid of something that makes air breathable.
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:icondefinedeviancydown:
DefineDeviancyDown Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
you couldn't do that on mars
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:iconkitsumekat:
kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016
Mars has little air
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:icondefinedeviancydown:
DefineDeviancyDown Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
and no CO2 emissions, until we get there and ruin it
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Diacraft Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016
What "company"? There is no atmosphere company.

Yes you can. That's what a carbon scrubber does.
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kitsumekat Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016
The companies that are causing pollution.
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