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#Forum-It: Issue 11Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1646994/2207757346
On the topic of "What is your stereotype"
*Crazylittleloon: A nice, sweet person.
Oh, how conveiniant that they forget that I swear like a sailor in three languages.

!cizforcookie: cool how do you say how much for a good time in german
*Crazylittleloon: :iconwhutplz:
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1581891/1939181551
~Janezy-and-her-Tea: F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT EAT STUFF TOGETHER!
A IS FOR ADIPOSE!
T IS FOR THE BRITISH DRINK THAT I LOVE THE MOST! DOWN IN THE ENGLISH COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1646031/2202927212
~Zombie-Sue: Wait
Are we engaged to the same guy?
~juliaGENOCIDE: If so, I may have to get out my stabbin' knife. :noes

#Forum-It: Issue 9Disclaimer
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(Posted on behalf of ~TheGroovyMurphy.)
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1640420/2182859808
*BondoFox: Remember that God, in His infinite wisdom, put a back on your hand for a reason. Don't be afraid to use it

http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1643512/2192699961
=Mortis-Sardonicus: Holy wall of text, batman.
~Pharaoh-Ink: :iconbatmanwhutplz: :iconsaysplz: I didn't even read any of this shit. Let's get out of here, Robin.
=Mortis-Sardonicus: :iconrobinplz: :iconsaysplz: The entire thing was pretty gay, Batman. I should know.
~Pharaoh-Ink: :iconbatmanrapefaceplz: :iconsaysplz: You certainly should. Say...you uh...you want to go back to the Bat Cave? I'll show you how my sonar works.

:devnightmar

#Forum-It: Issue 29Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1667368/2290426803
~Pinkmitten: :iconfartexplosionplz:
~ApocalypsePonii:

THAT'S AWFUL
YOU GO TO RELEASE SOME GASTROINTESTINAL PRESSURE AND YOU FUCKING EXPLODE
~Pinkmitten: BLAME THE KIDNEY BEANS.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1663382/2273595550
~opiumrooster: LISTEN! We need YOU to LISTEN to this plea for help! If YOU don't LISTEN than you're not HELPING US with YOU and LISTEN piss.
`Pakaku: I'm deaf
~opiumrooster: what?
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1668656/2296059159
=kmnfive: I just ran into the a crazy stalker bitch at costco. This is the girl that used to stalk me all over the city and call me 15 times a day.
What is wrong with people???
Are they really that bored?
I

#Forum-It: Issue 10Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1638254/2170145486 [suggested by ~EmoPizza]
!ToketheNirnroot: That's funny I'm actually writing a show called the OCd. Its about a bunch of whiny american spoilt teenagers and thei obsessive compulsions. wash my hands wash my hands wash my hands wash my hands wash my hands wash my hands wash my hands I have dirty hands this is why clarissa hates me uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1636941/2164495672 [suggested by ~EmoPizza]
*AJGlass: You must have only been exposed to the cheaper knockoff HP books.
You can tell the difference by looking at the front cover.
Real HP book: Harry Potter
Cheap HP knockoff book: Hairy Pooter
Also, you can tell by looking at some of the pictures inside

Devious Minds: FallenUmbraDiscovering what makes us devious.
=FallenUmbrella :iconFallenUmbra:

=FallenUmbrella has requested that random works from her favorites be featured instead of her works.
How did you first discover deviantART?

I never knew about the internet until I was about 7 or 8 years old, where I would just play games on there once in a while. When I was about 11, I browsed around the internet a little more often, and ended up reading fanfiction of some movies and TV shows

. I looked at some of the profiles of authors, and some linked their dA accounts. I browsed around that deviantART for a short time and dismissed it as nothing.
Shortly after turning 13, my English teacher made my class participate in the National Novel Writing Month where I typed my fingers off over 21,000 words and became an active member in the forums. After almost one year, someone posted a thread about deviantART. I visited this wonderful community again, an

#Forum-It: Issue 24Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1663596/2274014507 [suggested by =Mortis-Sardonicus]
~Janezy-and-her-Tea: Villagers in Devon often sacrifice first-born daughters to Ulyoth -the ancient of planes and dimensions- in the hopes that they get their previously sacrificed first-born son -which they sacrificed to God- back.
~Janezy-and-her-Tea: Cats lick their bums to get rid of the taste of cat food from their mouths.
~Janezy-and-her-Tea: In the event of mediocre complaint threads Janezy-The-Insanezy takes it upon herself to make several random comments because of reasons.
~Janezy-and-her-Tea: She then replies to her own comments with more comments containing not-quite-entirely-true trivia.
~Janezy-and-her-Tea: A spiral stair

Vigilante Oriented GroupsWhen the deviantART Groups system launched in beta nearly two years ago we fully expected it to become home to a large variety of Groups centered around every subject possible and that is exactly what has happened and we are really encouraged to see so many embracing the Groups concept and coming together around these common topics to share their thoughts and works.
Today we’d like to discuss a certain type of Group which often comes to our attention, and not always in a good way; the “vigilante” style Group.
For those who may not be familiar with these types of Groups, what we call a “vigilante” Group are those which are created and centered around gathering deviants together to encourage the reporting of rule breakers and members who may be in violation of one or more official policies.
While gathering together in order to promote following the rules is not a bad thing there are good and bad ways for these types of Groups to operate; We always appre

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Addicted: It's fairly easy to become a dAmn addict once you've found the right kind of chatroom.

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B:

Backslash: Its your best friend, helps you join rooms, search for friends, ban a troll and much more.

Ban: There are two types of ban to define here, a channel ban and a dAmn ban. A channel ban prevents a user from being able to join and message within the chatroom. A dAmn ban prevents a user from accessing the chat network at all (a banned user will experience a 'not privileged' error upon trying to join a chatroom)

Bot A bot is a software based program that carries out automated tasks within a chatroom. dA does not supply or provide help with bots however.
C:

Chatr

#Forum-It: Issue 23Disclaimer
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(On a thread called 'yo dick ain't got no manners')
!isorp: What do you do after you've finished.
~Endeavor-To-Freefall: Close 60 tabs.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1655924/2243062607
~Shannara-Queen: Oh man, my boyfriend loves the McRib. One of his friends posted a link about it coming back and he posted back that he just messed his pants 3 ways at once. His friend then commented saying "When one of those is functioning another of them doesn't work.

" Too which my boyfriend replied "Are you telling an epileptic how he can and cannot mess his pants?"
That particular friend does not talk to him much anymore.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1658347/2253047347
~deviant-garde: If I had a nickel for every stupid

#Forum-It: Issue 15Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1645845/2202102013
On the topic of finding a thong in the school hallway...
=Self-Epidemic: Maybe the teacher threw it in the bin?
~TaShawnMC: with his hands...
~Endeavor-To-Freefall: Maybe his mouth.
*L0NE-W0lf: Maybe his tongue.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1651432/2224592526
On the topic of Trojan Viruses...
~Shade-Echidna: Not sure if anyone else has been getting it, but my antivirus has been freaking out everytime I log onto DA (as of today, anyway.)
~EmoPizza: Switch to a different condom brand then. Obviously your computer is allergic.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1651796/2226142950
`TheSylverLining:

! That sounds quite exciting... and sadly typical. Here'

#Forum-It: Issue 13Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1648865/2214679913
~mndi: A bear and a bunny walk into the forest...
They go in and both take a shit in thier own spot
Durring the shit the bear lean's over to the bunny and asks:
"Excuse meh bunny, do you have problems with poop getting stuck in your fur?"
Bunny replies: "No?"
Bear: "Great!"
So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass with it. The circle of life contenuies, the end.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1647072/2206963657
~DutchConnaisseur: What Sex-God would you be?
Personally, I want to be the Sex-God of Zippers That Get Stuck.

=Toadsanime: I looked at my friend for an answer to this, and she says I'm the 'Sex-God of mutual friendship.'
I'm not even sure what that's

#Forum-It: Issue 36Disclaimer
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http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1670848/2305364207
!savwolf1: What was one of the weirdest dreams you all had?
=CoffeeToffeeSquirrel: I was pregnant and in labour pains. The father was Mickey Mouse. And my womb just... splitted in two. Fortunately I didn't dream about the conception.
!savwolf1: That's not a dream. That's a fucking nightmare.
http://comments.deviantart.com/18/1682117/2350261535
On who should be the dictator of the Deviants Forum...
*Crazylittleloon: I'd say me, but I haunt Complaints more than Deviants.
`Danium: I don't even know you.
*Crazylittleloon: I'm that crazy person that sits in the corner with the psychotic look on her face as she slowly waits for you to let your guard down so she can eat your socks.
:devD

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IP confusionIt's sad to see people fighting about intellectual property rights when they apparently have no clue what those are, how they work and what is allowed (and not).
Prime example: http://boltstrueno1fanever.deviantart.com/art/Onyx-Forepaw-Feb-2012-Ref-286737985 vs. http://yasuoxingxing.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4vcima
Obviously the latter is similar to the first.
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To answer that question, it is important to understand what rules apply and what intellectual property (IP) is.
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#Forum-It: Issue 25

by ^3wyl, Nov 14, 2011, 10:37:37 AM
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~Namco6: DA team plz guys make such an availabilitis as:

1: to deleting comments not hiding them! (on your own page)
2: when someone adding comment/s on works & all DA page, make an approve or deny button, before letting them on...
3: also deleting comments from Forums > deviantART > Suggestions (your own)
4: to block people every 10 min., per day, not 48 hours (this is too long)
5: create folders in scraps as well
6: make a custom view of works, pages, scraps, comments.
7: make to block whole country

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*PuzzledHeartBox:

it's a trap!

~Arvellas:

=MasterPlanner:

~cubicdemigod: It's a map!

=MasterPlanner: It's a frap!

*Crazylittleloon: IT'S A FAP.

=MasterPlanner: It's a slap!

*Crazylittleloon: And that's a wrap!

~Psyprass: Encore: it's a crap!

*Crazylittleloon: I just laughed so hard I heard my rib snap!

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!CaptainBooger: I leave my complaint in the form of a short poem...if you get it, you get it.

I poke myself in the eye
With my 3ds stylus
Just to see if I can cry
Alas, my tears are not in 3d
They are the 2-dimensional shards...
Of capitalism

~TheGamingBum: BROOKLYN RRRAAAAAAAAAAGGEE

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!Altair-the-eagle: The complaints forum is the WORST forum on the whole of DA. It is a breeding ground for trolls and..[ continued in this vein]

~shininginthedarkness: Oh god yes, we do some breeding here.

`LOVEintheSNOW: And then there's the daily copulation rituals.

~InternetJesus: Why haven't I been notified of this?

`LOVEintheSNOW: You're too busy screwing that prostitute, Mary Magdalene

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!ElectricWaddle: That's because your penis is trapped inside of your body/a ninja.

~KlaxonLithology: I think that's the next explanation I'll give when I have a conversation about fat people having sex/lull of sex drives.

They have ninja dicks.

!ElectricWaddle: I'd say fat people dicks are more like avalanche survivors trapped under pounds of flesh colored snow.

~KlaxonLithology: I suppose the last thing an avalanche survivor things about is fucking somebody.

!ElectricWaddle: You never know what people think about before they're owned by pounds of snow.

~KlaxonLithology: It might be an expansionist fetishist's wet dream to image that avalanche to be a giant distended stomach. They might die with a hard-on poking holes in the snow and frozen jizz, like icing, covering their hands.

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=Octobers-Rust: I'm always lonely

=jadedPhotographer: You know what has to be done. Do it.

=Octobers-Rust: Go out, get drunk, make friends with randoms?

=jadedPhotographer: Nah. Hitchike to mehico and fuck a donkey in front of a live audience of dumb american college dropouts.

=Octobers-Rust: I have to hitchhike through the pacific ocean?

=jadedPhotographer: Yeah.Just like in the movies.

=Octobers-Rust: But pirates! and mermaids!

=jadedPhotographer: Those aren't real, dummy.

=Octobers-Rust: One of the two is.

=jadedPhotographer: I have never seen a pirate fucking a mermaid.

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On the topic of which bird you would be...

~Happyjoy: A megalithic clusterfuck of pigeons.

!XBLspartanx170: it has to be singular.

~draze: they want to be a single clusterfuck.

~Happyjoy: a single MEGALITHIC clusterfuck.

~draze:

~Happyjoy:

!

~draze: :iconclusterfuckplz:

something's missing here....

~Happyjoy: a vagina.

~draze: possibly. or some nice tits.

~Happyjoy: are there mean ones?

~draze: yes. oh god yes. it makes me sad.

~Happyjoy: i'be yet to meet the pair of breasts that would insult me.

~draze: some dont need to say anything. they just need to hang their like visceral sacks of cottage cheese.

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`nokari: You should be tied down and forced to eat a bag of dicks for this.

~Orterak: That's kinda extreme don't you think?

`nokari: You get all the big black ones.

~Orterak: I'm glad you're a mature individual. We need more of those.

`nokari: You hear that? That's the sound of something flying over your head.

`priteeboy: Ugh! they're just like jellybeans - I hate the black ones

So I'll give e'm to my nan!

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~theleaveshaveeyes: If you don't like the way people dress, don't fucking look at them.

THOSE DAMN HOARS. THEY NEED TO COVER UP AND GET BACK IN THE DAMN KITCHEN.

~Neo-Kaiser: THOSE DAMN OARS! ALWAYS GETTING HANDLED BY MUTLIPLE MEN AND GETTING WET ALL THE TIME!

~Allura-Darkelf: how dare they!

~Neo-Kaiser: Shut up you oar.

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On the topic of nerve damage and allergic reactions on hands...

~little-wild-one: Eat your hand. Or go to Saudi Arabia and steal something. They'll chop that hand off in no time.

*Crazylittleloon: I have a hunger that can only be satisfied by heads.

~Accelgors:

*Crazylittleloon: *HANDS HANDS I MENT HANDS

Many thanks to ~Dezenerate, *Crazylittleloon, ~SanguineLaw, !unexamined-life for contributing to this issue.

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