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~Namco6: DA team plz guys make such an availabilitis as:
1: to deleting comments not hiding them! (on your own page)
2: when someone adding comment/s on works & all DA page, make an approve or deny button, before letting them on...
3: also deleting comments from Forums > deviantART > Suggestions (your own)
4: to block people every 10 min., per day, not 48 hours (this is too long)
5: create folders in scraps as well
6: make a custom view of works, pages, scraps, comments.
7: make to block whole country
*PuzzledHeartBox: it's a trap!
~cubicdemigod: It's a map!
=MasterPlanner: It's a frap!
*Crazylittleloon: IT'S A FAP.
=MasterPlanner: It's a slap!
*Crazylittleloon: And that's a wrap!
~Psyprass: Encore: it's a crap!
*Crazylittleloon: I just laughed so hard I heard my rib snap!
!CaptainBooger: I leave my complaint in the form of a short poem...if you get it, you get it.
I poke myself in the eye
With my 3ds stylus
Just to see if I can cry
Alas, my tears are not in 3d
They are the 2-dimensional shards...
~TheGamingBum: BROOKLYN RRRAAAAAAAAAAGGEE
!Altair-the-eagle: The complaints forum is the WORST forum on the whole of DA. It is a breeding ground for trolls and..[ continued in this vein]
~shininginthedarkness: Oh god yes, we do some breeding here.
`LOVEintheSNOW: And then there's the daily copulation rituals.
~InternetJesus: Why haven't I been notified of this?
`LOVEintheSNOW: You're too busy screwing that prostitute, Mary Magdalene
!ElectricWaddle: That's because your penis is trapped inside of your body/a ninja.
~KlaxonLithology: I think that's the next explanation I'll give when I have a conversation about fat people having sex/lull of sex drives.
They have ninja dicks.
!ElectricWaddle: I'd say fat people dicks are more like avalanche survivors trapped under pounds of flesh colored snow.
~KlaxonLithology: I suppose the last thing an avalanche survivor things about is fucking somebody.
!ElectricWaddle: You never know what people think about before they're owned by pounds of snow.
~KlaxonLithology: It might be an expansionist fetishist's wet dream to image that avalanche to be a giant distended stomach. They might die with a hard-on poking holes in the snow and frozen jizz, like icing, covering their hands.
=Octobers-Rust: I'm always lonely
=jadedPhotographer: You know what has to be done. Do it.
=Octobers-Rust: Go out, get drunk, make friends with randoms?
=jadedPhotographer: Nah. Hitchike to mehico and fuck a donkey in front of a live audience of dumb american college dropouts.
=Octobers-Rust: I have to hitchhike through the pacific ocean?
=jadedPhotographer: Yeah.Just like in the movies.
=Octobers-Rust: But pirates! and mermaids!
=jadedPhotographer: Those aren't real, dummy.
=Octobers-Rust: One of the two is.
=jadedPhotographer: I have never seen a pirate fucking a mermaid.
On the topic of which bird you would be...
~Happyjoy: A megalithic clusterfuck of pigeons.
!XBLspartanx170: it has to be singular.
~draze: they want to be a single clusterfuck.
~Happyjoy: a single MEGALITHIC clusterfuck.
something's missing here....
~Happyjoy: a vagina.
~draze: possibly. or some nice tits.
~Happyjoy: are there mean ones?
~draze: yes. oh god yes. it makes me sad.
~Happyjoy: i'be yet to meet the pair of breasts that would insult me.
~draze: some dont need to say anything. they just need to hang their like visceral sacks of cottage cheese.
`nokari: You should be tied down and forced to eat a bag of dicks for this.
~Orterak: That's kinda extreme don't you think?
`nokari: You get all the big black ones.
~Orterak: I'm glad you're a mature individual. We need more of those.
`nokari: You hear that? That's the sound of something flying over your head.
`priteeboy: Ugh! they're just like jellybeans - I hate the black ones
So I'll give e'm to my nan!
~theleaveshaveeyes: If you don't like the way people dress, don't fucking look at them.
THOSE DAMN HOARS. THEY NEED TO COVER UP AND GET BACK IN THE DAMN KITCHEN.
~Neo-Kaiser: THOSE DAMN OARS! ALWAYS GETTING HANDLED BY MUTLIPLE MEN AND GETTING WET ALL THE TIME!
~Allura-Darkelf: how dare they!
~Neo-Kaiser: Shut up you oar.
On the topic of nerve damage and allergic reactions on hands...
~little-wild-one: Eat your hand. Or go to Saudi Arabia and steal something. They'll chop that hand off in no time.
*Crazylittleloon: I have a hunger that can only be satisfied by heads.
*Crazylittleloon: *HANDS HANDS I MENT HANDS